Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Dear Mr. Elliptical Trainer, I hate you. See you tomorrow. Love, Brenda

35 of the looooooooooooongest minutes of my life...just me and my Jock Jams.

An hour of Oprah never seems this long.

And by the way, if you think for ONE mintute I'm gonna believe that I only burned 360 calories in my 35 hellish minutes you've got another thing coming, Mr. Eliptical!! I sweated so much that I'm practically thin as a Fall leaf laying here on the kitchen floor, dehydrated beyond recognition; practically a waif! I'm positive that I burned AT LEAST an entire day's worth of calories!

Don't lie to meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

I can't move.



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